76ers wake up from long night of drinking to realize they’ve re-signed Andrew Bynum

PHILADELPHIA – On Tuesday, members of the 76ers front office were horrified to learn that, over the course of a long night of drinking, they’d somehow agreed to a new contract with maligned center Andrew Bynum. Despite reports that Bynum was fielding offers from the Cavaliers and Hawks, a representative for the former all-star has confirmed that a two-year deal, worth an incentive-laden $15 million annually, has officially been reached. “I think I’m going to be sick,” r[...] continue reading ›