MLB drops Braun suspension after realizing drugs are cool

NEW YORK – MLB Commissioner Bud Selig announced Wednesday that the league had officially overturned its 65-game suspension on Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun. Wearing a wallet chain and an irreverent black T-shirt from the store Hot Topic, Selig explained that his change of heart came after realizing that drugs are totally cool. “Man, I’ll admit it, I used to be a square, but all that changed thanks to my good friend THC,” Selig grinned, taking a long hit from a marijuana[...] continue reading ›