New Research Suggests Possible Existence Of Dozens Of Texas A&M Players Who Aren’t Johnny Manziel

COLLEGE STATION, TX – Data from a groundbreaking new study has made a case for the possible existence of dozens of Texas A&M football players who aren’t Johnny Manziel. Though nothing from the extensive, around-the-clock media coverage of the team’s Heisman-winning quarterback would suggest anything but a one-man roster, a group of scientists has uncovered startling new evidence that seems to indicate otherwise. The research team, led by theoretical physicist Dr. Av[...] continue reading ›