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Report: At least one of the seven layers in weird friend's Super Bowl party dip probably semen

Partygoers suspect local weird Todd Blackridge’s seven-layer dip, which Blackridge claims is an old family recipe, may contain traces of semen. “Todd’s a weird dude, and there’s something really weird about the flavor of that light layer,” said party host Nathan Johnson. “I should have stopped inviting him to these parties years ago, but his cubicle is right next to mine, so there’s really no way out of it.” “Maybe it’s just sour cream,” Johnson added. “But if it is, it’s gone really bad, and has a weird asparagus taste to it.” At press time, the party’s guests were trying their hardest to avoid tasting Blackridge’s homebrewed beer.