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Kim Jong Un tells the North Korean people about his meeting with Dennis Rodman

“Ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman met North Korea’s Kim Jong Un on Thursday on the third day of his improbable journey to Pyongyang, telling the leader ‘You have a friend for life,’ a delegation spokesman said.” – THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Greetings to the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. It is I, Kim Jong Un, ruler of the Supreme People’s Army and grandson of Eternal Leader Kim Il-sung. On Thursday, a convoy of global celebrities arrived to shower me with praise and celebrate our glorious nation. Below, I have written about the encounter so that you might feel pride in your Leader and worship me accordingly. . . . (KIM JONG UN stands on the hardwood of the world’s greatest basketball stadium, sinking dozens of one-handed half-court shots in a row without missing. He is wearing grey and red, the greatest of all colors, and he is rocking very cool shades. All women who lay eyes on him instantly become pregnant.) KIM JONG UN: What another perfect day in North Korea! The [...]