RGIII gets the meme treatment, and we’re not sure whether to laugh or cry

 
 

NFL to overlook DUIs, assault on first annual Get It Out Of Your System Day

NEW YORK – Just hours after Atlanta Falcons running back Michael Turner was arrested for DUI, the NFL announced that the league would be hosting its first annual Get It Out Of Your System Day this Friday, September 21st. The day will offer all active NFL players an opportunity to be arrested for misdemeanor domestic abuse, driving under the influence, and certain other offenses related to the consumption of illegal substances, without any further punishment or criticism fr[...] continue reading ›

Full moon brings rare sighting of mysterious third Harbaugh brother

SAN FRANCISCO – The eerie light of Wednesday’s full moon produced a rare spectacle, when the mysterious third Harbaugh brother, Ralphie, briefly appeared at his perch on the roof of the War Memorial Opera House in San Francisco. With a small crowd of sports enthusiasts and cryptozoologists gathered in the courtyard below, Ralphie stepped out onto the roof at 10:46 P.M. PST, appearing gaunt and agitated. Shedding his tattered black cloak, Ralphie assumed a gargoyle-like pos[...] continue reading ›