LLWS showcases next generation of insufferable jock douchebags

WILLIAMSPORT, PA – As the world’s most talented young baseball players have descended onto Williamsport for the Little League World Series, spectators have gained a window into the next generation of insufferable jock douchebags. Though the LLWS teaches the importance of sportsmanship, teamwork, and having fun, in less than a decade most of the players will have embraced a different set of values: getting drunk, slaying pussy, and humiliating those who aren’t blessed with [...] continue reading ›

Military drone surprises pilot with emotional reunion at baseball game

ST. LOUIS – On Thursday, Lt. Col. Mike Edwards was hoping that a pleasant evening at the ballpark might help relieve some of the stress from his demanding life as a combat drone pilot for the U.S. Air Force. But he wasn’t expecting to receive the surprise of a lifetime. Upon arriving at Busch Stadium, a member of the Cardinals PR staff asked if he’d be interested in throwing out the first pitch in recognition of his military service. Edwards agreed, and minutes later he fo[...] continue reading ›