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Nation still working on bottle of Michael Jordan cologne

WASHINGTON – Americans across the nation have widely reported that they’ve been unable to finish their bottles of Michael Jordan cologne, despite having owned them for over 15 years now. The cologne, which nearly every American male between ages 9 and 54 received for Christmas in 1996, has become a staple of American dressers, gathering thick layers of dust as men have gradually transitioned to fragrances that don’t smell like sandalwood, citrus, and groin sweat. Featur[...] continue reading ›