Giants aim to return to World Series as concession workers

SAN FRANCISCO – The World Series champion San Francisco Giants are setting their sights on making a second straight appearance at the Fall Classic, though this time wearing a different kind of uniform. Manager Bruce Bochy told reporters Friday that many of his players are looking to apply for jobs as concession workers during the World Series, accepting that, as a team squirming at the bottom of their division, it’d be more or less impossible for them to make it there on t[...] continue reading ›

Cubs fire Dale Sveum for dutifully upholding team legacy

CHICAGO – The Chicago Cubs announced Monday that they had fired manager Dale Sveum as a result of him dutifully upholding the team’s legacy throughout his two years on the job. Having finished the season last place in the NL Central with a 66-96 record, Sveum was deemed “a perfect fit” for the franchise’s historical narrative, preserving the storied traditions that have distinguished the Friendly Confines for over a hundred years. “Today, we made the very difficult deci[...] continue reading ›