High schooler flips middle finger to gravity with a supernatural dunk

Lakers swept by Spurs in first rou—HOLY SHIT JASON COLLINS IS GAY

LOS ANGELES – Having battled all season to stay above the water, the Lakers finally succumbed to their insufficiencies on Sunday when the San Antonio Spurs completed a first-round sweep over HOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE THE NEWS, JASON COLLINS IS GAY!!!!!! The injury-plagued team couldn’t keep up with the Spurs’ seamless teamwork and tenacious ball movement, losing by a 21 point margin in their WAIT, NO, SERIOUSLY, JASON COLLINS CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND IS THE FIRST OPENLY GAY[...] continue reading ›

David Stern looking forward to tonight’s Game 7 preview

MIAMI – NBA Commissioner David Stern walked happily into American Airlines Arena early Tuesday evening, announcing to reporters that he was looking forward to what he termed “tonight’s Game 7 preview.” With disappointing television ratings for the NBA Finals thus far, it’s clearly in Stern’s best interest for the Heat to come back and nab a Game 6 win, setting up a riveting Game 7 series finale. Stern confirmed this much during a pregame press conference. “Listen, I gue[...] continue reading ›