America trying to figure out whether dream where Joe Flacco won last year's Super Bowl is based on real thing

ANYTOWN, USA -- With NFL preseason games taking over the national subconsciousness, America woke and spent this whole morning trying to figure out last night's weird dream where Joe Flacco won Super Bowl XLVII. "I dreamed it was last year's playoffs, and the Ravens were in it but not favorites or anything," thought America, getting up and going to the kitchen for some water. "Then Joe Flacco turned into John Elway, but still looked like Joe Flacco? Or something?" "I kno[...] continue reading ›