Metta World Peace comes out as first athlete to be sexually attracted to lizards

LOS ANGELES – At a time when all four major professional sports leagues are preparing to accommodate gay athletes, it’s likely that no amount of planning could’ve possibly prepared the sports world for the announcement that Lakers forward Metta World Peace made on Friday. In a press conference held at the Staples Center, World Peace came out as the first active athlete in professional sports to be sexually attracted to lizards. “They’re just so sleek and mysterious—near[...] continue reading ›