Surprised this wasn’t followed up with Dubya’s perfect strike from the ’01 World Series.
Seriously, the way MJ turned into rubber to make the final dunk in Space Jam, that was Manute all the time.
From the team that brought you super-fan glass eyes comes the couple that, from the looks of it, traded their GEDs for a bag of meth. I’m guessing that if they ever mated she’d give birth to a Kid Rock CD and a bottle of Wild Irish Rose.
Here’s a drawing of Lucas Oil Stadium that Andrew Luck made. It sold for $1,500 on eBay. Huh. Did I mention Andrew Luck has a degree in architectural design from Stanford?
Hitting .196 is the new genocide. Spread the word.
BEWARE: Stare at it long enough and you’ll be hypnotized into becoming a Chiefs fan.
“It’s okay, buddy, I’m just healing you of leprosy.” “Awww, he thinks I’m Greg McElroy.” “Don’t cry, little guy, being a virgin isn’t that bad.” “Seriously, though. I’m gonna chuck you 30 yards if you don’t shut up.”
No, seriously, McKayla Maroney. Eat your damn vegetables.