Injured Jet Revis sent to Boeing to be scrapped

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – The New York Jets announced Wednesday that All-Pro cornerback Darrelle Revis, who recently tore his anterior cruciate ligament, would be sent to the Boeing aerospace corporation to be salvaged for material. The largest aircraft manufacturer in the world, Boeing is globally renowned for its excellence in repurposing faulty or retired jets into newer, superior products. “It’s just disappointing, but I suppose it’s a new opportunity for Darrelle,” sai[...] continue reading ›

Aaron Hernandez uses allotted phone call to accept offer from Lions

NORTH ATTLEBOROUGH, Mass. – Shortly after being arrested and consequently released by the New England Patriots, Pro Bowl tight end Aaron Hernandez elected to use his one allotted phone call at the North Attleborough police station to field a contract offer from the Detroit Lions. Hernandez had heard that the team had garnered interest in his talents in light of his alleged involvement in the murder of an acquaintance, and this is likely what prompted him to reach out to th[...] continue reading ›