Author archives: lazerscradd

Good Decisions with Ryan Leaf: Speed-snortin' Super Bowl Solutions

Oh, hey guys, just finishing up some vacation plans with Nasty Nate here. We’re going to Zihuatanejo. SHHHHHH! Anyways, what’s up you stoolie bitches? Super Bowl you say? Psssh. What’s a Super Bowl without inmate #40068579? A bunch of pansies playing catch, thats what. So I guess you want me to tell you who to bet on? Wellllll, that’ll cost you three candy bars and a pack of smokes, motherfucker. SNITCHES GET STITCHES, BRO. LETS GO! Sure, Joe Flacco's in the Super Bowl and[...] continue reading ›

Good Decisions with Ryan Leaf: Capsule-chompin' choices for the conference championship round

YOU CAN TOSS ME IN THE HOLE ALL YOU WANT, WARDEN! IT DOESNT MAKE YOUR WIFE ANY LESS OF A PIG--Oh, hey. I didn’t see you there. No. 1 pick and obvious Hall of Fame candidate, inmate #40068596 here, and no level of confinement or unlawful justice will silence your boy. I’m here in a 6x8 with Nasty Nate, and we’ve got your (ice)picks for the conference championships. Also, toilet wine. HIGH HO SILVER, AWAY!  49ers vs. Falcons Ay yi yi! After a performance that few people other[...] continue reading ›

Good Decisions with Ryan Leaf: Pill-poppin' picks for the divisional round

What's up, NON-athletes and degenerate gamblers? It's your boy, first-overall super rookie Ryan Leaf, back with the picks you need to keep you in the money and away from being my cell mate for at least another week. Boil down those pills and strap yourself in for a totally not delusional roller coaster ride of professional gambling advice. Packers vs. 49ers San Francisco, eh? Sounds like a bar where girls hang out to talk about "Melrose Place," am I right fellas? Hahaha, an[...] continue reading ›