Author archives: jubjub

 
 
 
 

No-headband LeBron inspires Tuukka Rask to play Game 4 without goalie mask

by jubjub 7 hours ago in Articles

BOSTON – Inspired by LeBron James’ Game 6 heroics, in which he tossed aside his trademark headband and proceeded to dominant the court, Bruins goalie Tuukka Rask has announced that he’ll play Wednesday’s Stanley Cup Finals Game 4 without his protective goalie mask. Though his current playoff performance is among the best in recent NHL history, the Finnish goaltender believes there’s still room to improve on his airtight .946 save percentage. “Up until the fourth quarter[...] continue reading ›

 
 
 
 

David Stern looking forward to tonight’s Game 7 preview

by jubjub 1 day ago in Articles

MIAMI – NBA Commissioner David Stern walked happily into American Airlines Arena early Tuesday evening, announcing to reporters that he was looking forward to what he termed “tonight’s Game 7 preview.” With disappointing television ratings for the NBA Finals thus far, it’s clearly in Stern’s best interest for the Heat to come back and nab a Game 6 win, setting up a riveting Game 7 series finale. Stern confirmed this much during a pregame press conference. “Listen, I gue[...] continue reading ›

 
 
 
 

Erik Spoelstra thanks Make-A-Wish for opportunity to coach in Finals

by jubjub 1 day ago in Articles

MIAMI – Speaking to reporters Tuesday afternoon, Erik Spoelstra offered his heartfelt thanks to the Make-A-Wish Foundation for once again allowing him to coach in the NBA Finals. “I never thought I would be able to coach basketball in the NBA, but then Make-A-Wish came to my mom and dad and said that they wanted to make my dream come true,” the childlike man remarked. “I’d like to say thank you to everyone at Make-A-Wish for letting me go out on the sidelines and pretend I[...] continue reading ›

 
 
 
 

Ginobili on win: “One day I’ll tell my grandkids about this. Maybe tomorrow.”

by jubjub 2 days ago in Articles

SAN ANTONIO – After 18 rigorous years of playing professional basketball, Spurs shooting guard Manu Ginobili surprised fans Sunday night by throwing down an incredible 24 points and 10 assists to help boost his team to a crucial Game 5 win over the Miami Heat. The aging star hadn’t given such a dominant performance in years, and with a long and storied career to look back on, he says that this game just might be the cherry on top. “One day I’ll tell my grandkids about t[...] continue reading ›

 
 
 
 

Jets pessimistic Cromartie can finish Father’s Day celebration in time for season opener

by jubjub 3 days ago in Articles

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – With less than three months until the start of the NFL regular season, the New York Jets are uncertain that Pro Bowl cornerback Antonio Cromartie will be available for the team’s first game due to a prolonged Father’s Day celebration that could carry on well into the fall. Cromartie, who has 12 children with eight different mothers, has in the past enjoyed Father’s Day festivities that drag on for months and months on end. Compounding matters is the f[...] continue reading ›

 
 
 
 

Popular new Astros promotion lets first 10,000 fans go home after first inning

by jubjub 21 days ago in Articles

HOUSTON – With a .288 win percentage, it’s not exactly easy for the Houston Astros to keep their fans happy. But thanks to a popular new promotion, the fans seem just as enthusiastic as they would be if the team were in first place. On all weekday home games throughout the 2013 season, the Astros are giving the first 10,000 fans red wristbands that allow them to leave the game without hassle immediately following the first inning. While ticketholders are technically all[...] continue reading ›

 
 
 
 

Heat forfeit Game 4 to avoid spending any more time in Indiana

by jubjub 22 days ago in Articles

INDIANAPOLIS – Speaking briefly with reporters late Tuesday afternoon, Miami Heat coach Erik Spoelstra confirmed that the team had forfeited its Game 4 matchup against the Pacers. “Being in Indiana has been a total bummer for the guys, so we made a group decision just to finish this thing off at home,” Spoelstra explained. “It stings to absorb a loss like this, but we’re confident we can stick a fork in the series with our two remaining games in Miami.” Spoelstra confir[...] continue reading ›

 
 
 
 

Do you have what it takes to be one of LeBron James’ interns?

by jubjub 22 days ago in Articles

LeBron James announced Tuesday that he is looking to hire interns to assist him with his website—specifically interns who are interested in online content development and digital sports marketing. Though LeBron made $56.5 million last year, the internship is unpaid, but who needs money when you’re working in an actual office building owned by a 4x MVP? If you’re interested in applying, you’ll need to make sure that you meet the following requirements: Interns wanted to jo[...] continue reading ›

 
 
 
 

New Bobcats coach: “I am so, so ashamed to be here”

by jubjub 23 days ago in Articles

CHARLOTTE – At a press conference early Monday evening, Bobcats owner Michael Jordan introduced former Lakers assistant Steve Clifford as the team’s new head coach. Clifford, who’s replacing the recently fired Mike Dunlap, told reporters that he was “so, so ashamed” to join the Bobcats organization, citing the Bobcats’ humiliating stature in the NBA. “In accepting this job, I am truly hitting rock bottom,” sighed a visibly distressed Clifford. “I’ve wanted to coach in t[...] continue reading ›